stephanemiroux:

palaeofail-explained:

palaeofail-explained:

palaeofail-explained:

Who wants to see an extremely rude looking diagram from wikipedia?

They’re sawfish teeth, of course! What else would they be?

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april:

im very glad that women

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woodmeat:

Yo quick shout out to titties

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niceferatu:

griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade:

griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade:

one time my brother said that emotion wasnt interesting/good and it was too repetitive and ive never considered murder seriously until that moment

he turned it off mid album and i havent forgiven him since

I didn’t realise that you meant the iconic Carly Rae Jepsen album and I just assumed he was talking about. the human experience of emotion

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ernbarassing:

*slowly inches closer to your pet*

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usbdongle:

themightyglamazon:

android-green:

bitchboi-naughty:

powerburial:

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

honestly what the fuck does this mean

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

GOOD ADVICE

i have internalized this wisdom since he gave it to us and i have thrived. an arcane prophet

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baby-ur-a-haunted-house:

jaimebeazley:

chloe-cristata:

nasaqueer:

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

Mayor Of Hell, Inspired By Trump, Declares Heterosexuality Illegal

Elijah Daniel was impeached shortly after the anti-straight people decree.

HuffPost

AHAGSHKSGSKSLK THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ ABOUT?????????

This is really funny oml

The thrilling conclusion

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name him. name your son

powerfrog:

cmder:

powerfrog:

BongWater

and so has he been baptized before the lord

BongWater

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topmeladies:

Don’t call me out like this

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